How to Give a Cat a Bath

I got this off of the Board Game Geek forums from Bruce McElroy. I'm not sure if he is the original author or if he got it from somewhere else, but it's really funny.

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How to Give a Cat a Bath

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 of a cup pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the Cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movemement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may have to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. 3 to 5 Minutes should do the trick. Never mind noises that come from the toilet. Cats make that noise when thier having fun.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "Power-Wash" and "Rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the Front Door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be Sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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I'm still laughing at 'self agitate', haha.

ejm